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The Classic Porn Gay! According to the internet, thirty-seven porno films are released on the internet every day. And those are just the professional films that come out in the United States. There are hundreds if not thousands of fresh fap footage released to the interwebs just on major tubes like PornHub. If about ten percent of dudes like dick, at least one in ten (probably more XD) are gay as gravy. I, for one, am not going to complain about that, but I never forget about the classics. Brent Corrigan, Michael Del Ray, Johnny Rapid, and William Seed have great careers, but they might not be where they are without John Holmes, Brian Hawkes, and Joey Silvera. Plus, I know that many of my readers were around during the golden age of porn, or have an appreciation of the classics. I also realize that the first two sorts of people might have sent this to someone who doesn't get it. If that is you, then continue reading, you'll thank me and them. To indulge all of you, I went on a search to find where all of the good vintage gay porn is, and it is damn hard to find. However, so much of it is rendered in piss poor quality on tube sites all over the net. Even if you find one, it might be taken down by a DMCA. But I managed to find a few and they did not half-ass their vintage porn collection. And so, here is why The Classic Porn is one of the best retro raunch sites online…
When It Comes To Design, They Fucking Nailed ItFundamentally, the product is always more important than how you present it. But marketing what you are selling is still something to take note of, and The Classic Porn certainly does a good job at showing off its collection of smut. The logo has a sweet '70s-inspired rainbow look to it and a unique collection of colors used throughout the rest of the site. They used a series of shades of grey along with very light brown and a bit of green and purple which reminds me of a newspaper ad for cigarettes from half a century ago. The menu is simple but that is not a bad thing. The drop-down DVD/Films tab links you to the entire library or to what might be coming soon. As hard as it is to believe, there are sometimes new vintage films that have not been added. So, there could be the chance that you might see a movie that no one has in decades. The rest of the menu directly links you to the archive of pornstars and the categories. Further down the page, you can toggle between categories based on films and smut stars.
These Videos Go Back To The Golden Age Of PornGetting your hands on old porn is one hell of a challenge, especially if you go back just a decade and a half into the twentieth century. I mean how many people do you know who can develop 8-millimeter footage? Shit, who can convert a VHS's audio and visual content into digital media. But the people running this site do and have done a bang-up job at finding what were once lost reels of fap footage into a virtual format. Their archive starts in 1996 with only a single film. However, they have between one to two dozen films from the rest of the mid to early nineties. They have over one hundred movies from the eighties and a good collection of cock centric movies from the 1970s. As you know from reading my reviews of tube sites, I have a lot of experience looking at porn platforms and the type of content that they host. No other porn website that I can think of has this much vintage gay smut.
The Different Sorts Of Smut To See Run The GamutSeeing variation in porn is nothing new. In fact, I would say that retro porn has more than some of the formulaic fap material that is out on the web these days. And they usually have some sort of story that weaves through the series of sex scenes. Just don't expect good dialogue or acting. But you can look forward to plenty of authentic amorous action and almost all of it is done bareback.
The Classic Pornstar Data Base Can Be Rather HandyWhile most of these fellows are working anymore, I know that a lot of people might be interested in their careers. If you remember or want to discover the fantastic filmographies of the fellas who built gay porn, then look no further than the Pornstars database. They list a performer's full biography including their height, weight, and other vital stats, as well as who they frequently perform with. In some cases, they even link to their personal website or fan sites. You also get to see a whole bunch of free promo photos, comments from fans, and links to all of the movies and to related performers. Not that it means much, but you can vote for who your favorite film star is. Still, it is a nice touch and it'll improve the site by recommending who the hottest studs are.
They Give You A Good Look At What You Are In ForGetting a preview of a porn site's content is standard. Nearly all of them load up lots of pictures to see and often trailers. But the frustrating thing is that a lot of them do not show you more than thirty seconds to a minute. But this site is quite different. Not only do they list all of the actors in a scene with links to their profiles, but you get to see pictures broken down by scene. And since this is vintage porn, there are several scenes in each movie, more than a lot of modern pornos. More than that, they also give you extremely generous trailers of each video with can be several minutes long. But it gets even better still. Remember that porn from the old days usually had some sort of story. It may not be a good one, but there is some sort of plot to justify all of the rampant sodomy. So, the trailers will show you the premise of a scene, then fast forward to sequences of the fucking.
I Did Come Up With A Few Things I Would Tweak If I CouldThere are a few things that I would change about this website. For one, the trailers do not always play for some reason. I am not sure if it is a server issue or what, but sometimes the trailers work and sometimes they don't. Also, the trailers have an advert placed on top of them, which seems pointless since they do not always load, either. Also, when you click on the archive section to pick a movie from a specific year, the results seem to be random. For example, when I clicked on the one movie from '95 the first result was a movie that came out in 1992. If this does not work, then why include it?
The Webmaster Program Deal Is A Good OneSince this website has such a massive library of films and they do a good job at selling it, you can help out and make money while doing so. Through the affiliate marketing platform, Serious Partners, you can become a webmaster and drive traffic to The Classic Porn. I have reviewed several programs like these before, but this one is exceptionally good and that is no exaggeration. They provide you with marketing tools and a sweet payout scheme. The base level of revenue sharing is a handsome 50% and it goes up from there. Updates on marketing tools and the such like are made weekly. Payouts are always on time and made bi-weekly through Payoneer, Paxum, Webmoney, bank wires, and even physical checks.
Getting An Account Is Not Going To Be Terribly ExpensiveAlright, that header admittedly might seem a little misleading, but I will let you make up your own mind. There are two ways to pay which are almost identical with one significant but interesting difference. Billing is done through Verotel or CCBill. Both of them charge $34.95 for thirty days, $59.95 for ninety, and $89.95 for half a year. Over thirty dollars for a monthly subscription is more than I would like to pay. However, if you invest in a three-month plan, you end up paying about twenty bucks a month. And a half a year subscription means you pay under fifteen dollars a month. Not bad if you can present the cash upfront. All of the four major credit and debit cards are taken with those being Visa, Mastercard, Discover, and JCB. When it comes to currency, they accept yen, British pounds, euros, and both American and Canadian dollars. You can get a three-day trial through Verotel for three bucks, but if you join up through CCBill, then your trial is completely free.
I Only Have One Thing Left To Say And That Is…Now for the TL; DR portion, my rating and what I think you should do next.
To sum this all up, this site has an impressive 8,000 porn stars on well over four thousand DVDs and downloads. These classy adult films are hard to find anywhere else on the net. Even if you do find them elsewhere on the web, the quality is typically shit. That is not the case on TheClassicPorn.com. They render all of this man-on-man raunchiness in the best quality.The site is easy to navigate through and there are several tools to make finding all of the studly stars from yesteryear a snap. If you are curious about their career and what other movies a performer has been in, this site also hosts complete biographies. There are daily updates, and sometimes they even add new movies from the grand days of gay porn in the 20th century. For all of these reasons, I think that a rating of four and a half hands is an appropriate rating, and I am definitely going to say that you should look it up. If I have not convinced you yet, then get the three-day free trial. Try it out and thank me by sharing this post with all of your friends who also like classic, queer smut.
- The look of this online porno palace is pretty, well, pretty
- Their inventory of movies goes back to the good ol' days of the '70s
- They have handy dandy search tools for finding films by decade and stud
- This site has a free trial and a sweet webmaster program
- They still are adding to their lustful library to this day
- Some guys might think that the price tag is a little much
- I wish the recommended videos displayed only gay porn
- The trailers will not play if your driver is not up-to-date
- Downloading free trailers might not always work