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The first time I visited smutjunkies.com, I honestly had no fucking idea what I was looking at. The site seems so messy, and just like an ad or whatever, but then I realized that what I am looking at is a pornstar directory… or is it? Well, I am not a fan of shit like this for many obvious reasons, but since you are already here, I am sure that you love sites like this. At least their design is nice and all that crap… I mean it is quite simple, and everything you need will be listed on their homepage. Though, how much can you actually search for when talking about sites where there is a list of male pornstars? No matter from which perspective I look at, this site still resembles an ad website, and that can never be a good thing.
What does smutjunkies.com really has to offer?When you scroll all the way down, there is like one sentence description of what this site has to offer, and there they also claim that they are just a gay porn directory. That is all fine and shit, but I am always confused as to why sites like this one are necessary. Maybe I do not understand this because I do not have a favorite dick I like to watch. Well, if you like a porn dude and you would like to learn more about him, you are more than welcome to browse what this site has to offer because they offer everything for free. There are many naughty dudes who love to take their clothes off and spread their ass for the camera, which should have been obvious since they are all legit pornstars. On the homepage, you will get a list of random dudes to choose from. I found lots of handsome hunks just in that list alone, and honestly, I am not surprised. The naughty gay lads tend to be quite handsome and cute because they actually give a fuck about their looks. Well the first dude I checked out was Gabriel Cross, a cute dude with a twink face, and below his image, I got to see some of the videos he starred in. Now, the biggest issue I have here is that you do not really get snippets of the video that the dude starred in, you only get an image and a huge ass explanation of what happens in that certain movie… who the fuck actually reads descriptions? I never understood why those descriptions even existed, when people would much rather watch an actual fucking trailer. From what I have seen, they list all of the content that certain pornstar was featured in, and I guess that should be a good thing. However, I still do not understand how the fuck can you tie yourself down to one online cock when you have so many other cocks to choose from. Well, since you are already here, I am certain that is exactly what you are looking for; a certain pecker to make your cock stand.
The site is a bit messy, no search options…Honestly, I thought that the dudes they offer at the beginning are all I will fucking get. That is because their site is a bit too fucking messy, or out of place. I still do not understand why sites that look this fucking idiotic still exist in 2k19… and I will keep complaining about this in the future because what the fuck? It is not easy to create a site that looks presentable, even an amateur can do it. Anyways, if you get over the fact that you will have to spend some time on the site before you realize where everything is, I am sure that you will find what the fuck you are searching for. If you are interested in other dudes this place has to offer, you can search for them alphabetically… and that is all the options you get. I mean, isn’t that a bit fucking sad? I highly doubt that everyone knows the name of the stud they are searching for, and I always thought that the point of such sites is to help you find a pecker that made you cum once. Well, apparently this site is only good for those who already know the name of the dude they are searching for. Shouldn’t this place have a fucking search section that allows you to narrow the search by certain filters and all that crap? This is a fucking rhetorical question, for all the idiots who did not get the joke. Of fucking course, they are supposed to offer categories and all that crap. To make matters worse, excluding the random dudes on their homepage, you are not allowed to browse for dudes randomly at all. I understand that this might all be coming from a place of ‘I do not fucking like sites like this one’, but then again I am pretty sure that everyone expected to be welcomed with at least some useful search options. I am not saying that the alphabetical search options are not worth it, but I am saying that they could have added something to make them stand out of the crowd.
Lots of hunky dudes for you to exploreOh well, on a positive note they do have lots of naughty dudes that you can check out. I spent quite some time browsing through the lads on this site and I realized that they have a lot of lovely and muscular dudes who love to get fucked or do the fucking. I mean, it all depends on what you are searching for. Obviously, it also depends on your ability to tolerate their shit for a long time, since you will have to search through their naughty men manually, due to these idiots not being able to create a search filter, but hey, at least they offer lots of handsome hunks. Their profiles are also very self-explanatory, and what I enjoyed a lot is that they do not pay special attention to the pornstar’s personal details. I mean, let’s be honest here, you will not be wanking off to the dude’s personality, you are fapping while watching him get banged by other dudes, and that is what matters the most. As I mentioned, below you will have images and titles of other movies he starred in, as well as the useless description I refuse to believe anyone fucking reads. Some of the scenes that are featured will have a link that will lead you to that movie’s trailer or a site where you will be able to watch that movie/trailer. However, keep in mind that since these lads are real porn dudes, most of the sites that will be offered will be premium websites, meaning that you will have to have a purchased membership to actually view any of the naughty content.
There is not much else smutjunkies.com has to offerWell, this is about it, if you are interested in the actual good shit this site has to offer. I mean, since they are a pornstar directory, they will obviously only offer different porn hunks for you to check out… however, offering a few naughty trailers or similar shit on the side would have brought them much more traffic. At first, I thought that they do offer similar shit because they have a tab that is labeled ‘FILM’ but, do not get your hopes up, because that is not at all what one would expect. In that section, you will get a list of movies to check out, but you are not really going to get any trailers or actual movies… wow, I cannot really say that that surprised me. What you will get, however, is a picture of that movie and a wall of text explaining what the fuck happens in that movie. You know, because when you click on a porn movie, you would much rather read the description of the plot than actually watch the fucking movie. There is really no need for that tab to existing at all… The last tab is called ‘PRINT’, and there you will get od magazines featuring the kinkiest hunks… but again, not really. Just some images from the magazines, and a description of the magazine. Oh my fucking lord. There is so much I would like to add to this site, and I really hope that the admin sees this review. Overall, if you have a dude in mind and you would like to know all the naughty shit he was featured in, then smutjunkies.com is the site you should visit. You have a lot of handsome hunks here and other than their featured content, you can also learn more about them. But, that is as much as this site has to offer, so do not get your hopes up for some actual content.
- Free site
- Lots of porn dudes
- No Ads
- No actual content
- Where the fuck are the search options?